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Paul Walker
'Cars can't fly' (Yes, they can! See: 'Furious 7'!) and other falsehoods
'Cars can't fly' (Yes, they can! See: 'Furious 7'!) and other falsehoods

As chairman of the Movie Truth Police Council, I am pleased to announce an exciting new phase in our mission of combating movie misinformation. We will no longer limit ourselves to films based on true stories — historical dramas, biopics, Woody Allen movies in which Woody or a Woody stand-in hits on a woman half his age and the like. Yes, we're finally listening to the voices (mostly in our own heads, but still ...) and expanding our aversion to exaggeration to the mysterious realms of fiction. Before I elaborate, let me assure you: This evolution will not interfere with the council's continued devotion to holding filmmakers accountable for deviating from the literal...

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