Dear Andrew Friedman:
Let’s try this again. I provided this remarkable opportunity once before, but you went and hired Farhan Zaidi as your general manager, apparently because he scored a point higher on his IQ test.
That’s right, after you totally blew off my exciting offer to be your new general manager a year ago, here I am, ever so humbly, back to offer my services in the dugout. Steve Dilbeck, Dodgers manager. It just sounds so inevitable.
This might be the obvious move to the masses, but I fear you may still need convincing...