Thursday's storm delay sent Jason Day into the Conway Farms locker room, where his fellow competitors and chums tried out their best material.
Among their questions, according to Day: "Are you playing off the ladies' tees?" "Are you playing a different golf course?" "Is every drive downwind for you?"
It's all flattering, of course. In an event that features the best of the best — the top 70 on the FedEx Cup points list — Day has elevated himself into a category of his own.
He is 10 under par at the BMW Championship, and his first round is not complete after the horn blew Thursday afternoon.
It will resume Friday with a...