Bovine Barrage
* The Irvine police will never be accused of being “Sons of the Pioneers.” Can you imagine, 43 bullets to down one domestic cow! Think of the ammo they would have required to kill enough buffalo to supply the cavalry.
More appropriately, the Irvine cops belong to the “gang who couldn’t shoot straight.”
CELIA TURNER
Newport Beach
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