Liddy’s Speech Fills Hawaiians With Warmth

On the last morning of the convention, just hours after Elizabeth Hanford Dole’s speech, we got an idea of how she was changing her husband’s image. We ran into a bunch of Hawaiian delegates who said that Liddy had helped them see the grim-faced Kansan in a whole new light.

Penny Dickhens, a travel industry wholesaler from the Big Island, said Elizabeth’s speech made her husband seem like “a warm and fuzzy kind of guy.” It occurred to us that such a description might make Dole gag.

Everyone here is starting to think about what the Democrats will do at their convention later this month. The Hawaiians said Elizabeth Dole’s charming, off-the-cuff performance--which they described as full of aloha--would be a hard act to follow for Hillary Rodham Clinton, who is known more for policy than personality.

“It’s going to be tough for the Democrats,” said Gene Ward, a state legislator from Honolulu. “If they put Hillary out front, it’s going to raise the health care issue. If they don’t, she’ll be hiding--not up to snuff with Elizabeth Dole.” Miriam Hellreich, a Republican national committeewoman from Kailua, Oahu, put it this way: “They’re going to be damned if they do and damned if they don’t.”

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Over at the official protest area, about 50 men and women--10 of them from the media--stood in a ragged semicircle around the speaker’s stand. We’re sorry, but the demonstrations here have been kind of lame. It’s not completely the protesters’ fault. Their venue, a parking lot ringed by a chain-link fence, is not even visible from the convention hall. But nevertheless, it is a magnet for anyone who wants attention.

On Thursday, Dan Duy Hoang, legislative director of the Vietnamese Political Action Committee, was upbeat despite the small turnout at his rally. He said a congressman and a Republican National Committee member showed up and heard the group’s demands, which include strong support of legal immigrants.

Hoang also told us that, like Jack Kemp, he opposes Proposition 187, the measure that seeks to deny state benefits to illegal immigrants. We wondered if he was talking about the old Kemp or the new Kemp, reminding him that the vice presidential nominee had flip-flopped on the issue just this week. He refused to acknowledge the switch. “I don’t think Jack Kemp has changed,” he said.

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The Pacifica radio network, which receives partial federal funding, had better watch its back. Walking by its broadcast booth the other day, ex-presidential candidate Patrick J. Buchanan offered this friendly greeting: “Hey, you guys, we’re going to take away your funding!”

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Kent Steffes, who won a gold medal in beach volleyball at the Atlanta Olympics, has taken several star turns here. Who would have suspected that the athletic champion--a Wall Street Journal-reading conservative--would spark controversy?

Everything went fine as long as Steffes stuck to his sport, playing an exhibition game at a delegation party. But then, House Speaker Newt Gingrich of Georgia brought Steffes with him up to the convention podium and asserted that the rise of Steffes’ sport demonstrates the strength of Republican free-market values.

The conservative Weekly Standard magazine was appalled. “No More Beach Volleyball, Please,” said the lead editorial in its daily convention edition, which called the Gingrich speech “the worst and most embarrassing of his career.”

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James Carville, the fast-talking strategist who helped Clinton win the presidency in 1992, stepped into the lobby of the Marriott Hotel next to the convention center and was swarmed by surprisingly friendly Republicans.

“I love your wife,” one woman told him warmly, referring to Mary Matalin, the GOP campaign veteran. A man handed Carville, who is here as a commentator for CNN, a button that read “Character is the Issue.”

“It’s for Mary,” he said. “I know you don’t want it.”

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Just when we thought Bob Dole was safe, Buttman was back. The Democrats’ favorite weapon--an 8-foot-tall human cigarette--pulled out all the stops here, bringing his whole family of Buttheads, several Buttman supporters and a 24-foot-long Megabutt to the first-ever Butt Parade.