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Scott Disick cries poor-me tears to the Kardashians after getting caught cheating

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There are few things as fun to watch as the tears of someone who's gotten caught — something Scott Disick proves quite ably in a few clips from the upcoming season of the Kardashians' contribution to the canon of reality TV.

"It's been a really hard time, going from, like, having all of you guys to having nobody," says Kourtney Kardashian's ex, sounding pretty high-pitched and pathetic as his voice cracks with emotion. But dangit, we can't actually watch his tears, because Lord Disick is so cool he's still got his sunglasses on while having this heartfelt conversation with the family.

Of course, to get to the part where he's weeping, one has to wade through more than a minute of teases to Kim Kardashian's maybe-diabetes, Kourtney's sexy magazine cover shoot (with can-you-wet-those coaching from Kim), Tyga showing Kylie Jenner's name tattooed on his arm and the family getting together with Caitlyn Jenner, because this is what's known as "marketing."

You forget what happens when you're on binge," Kourtney tells him.

"I [messed] up," Disick says. "I made the worst decision I could have ever made in my life."

Presumably he's referring to getting caught on camera cozying up to stylist Chloe Bartoli, an ex-girlfriend, because another teaser shows Kim and Kris Jenner getting that thrilling news over speakerphone, courtesy of an agitated cousin CiCi Bussey.

"Scott, front and center, Daily Mail, arms around a girl laying down together with their arms around each other," CiCi says as Kris throws on her readers and goes online to see for herself. "Laying down! Laying down! They're laying down together!"

Cici continues: "He took the yacht, and the jet, and the women and St. Tropez over Kourtney and the three kids. He just showed his worth."

(Well, if you put it that way ...)

"It's just embarrassing," says Kim, who feels bad for Kourtney. "But," Kim notes, "maybe it's time."

Of course, Kourtney dropped Scott like a hot rock way back in June, but that doesn't mean "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" is ready to put it to rest. At least not without using the drama in Season 11.

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