Already proving himself to be one publicity savvy baby, Prince George Alexander Louis came into the world late enough on Monday that most late-night shows weren't able to fully lampoon the media circus surrounding his birth.
By Tuesday, it looked like the wee prince might have to compete for air time with “Carlos Danger,” a.k.a. former congressman and current New York mayoral candidate
Other news stories, though, not so much, as
"Big story tonight, everybody," he began. "Over 500 Al Qaeda leaders have escaped from Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. With Iraq facing over a thousand sectarian killings a month, experts fear the country is plunging once again into a bloody civil war. For more, go someplace else, because there's a royal baby!"
After playing footage of the bouncy-haired
But, Colbert predicted, the bonnie prince might not be quite so pleasing to the eye, should he inherit “the Queen’s eyes,