Tom Lasorda, baseball executive. Casual fans may see Grandpa Dodger as the genial keeper of the games grand traditions, dripping Dodger blue. Insiders will tell you of a vulgar blowhard whose No. 1 fan is himself. (Alex Gallardo / Los Angeles Times)
Mark Cuban, team owner. Even among the frat house of fools who run the nations sports teams, Cuban is a standout for his harassment of NBA officials to the recent insider trading allegations. Mark, take your Ritalin. A steady hand like yours is probably just what the Chicago Cubs need. (Mark J. Terrill / Associated Press)
Kobe Bryant, basketball player. Men are from Venus, Kobes from Mars. His behavior during the Olympics went a long way toward improving his image. But an All-Ego team without Kobe would be like an All-Midget team without ... well, me. (Alex Gallardo / Los Angeles Times)
The Duke student section. Listen up, you little punks. Pride in your team is one thing. But youve helped turn college hoops into a rancorous R-rated spectacle, from which mothers shield their young uns. I guess sportsmanship wasnt an essay question on the SATs. (Craig Jones / Allsport)
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Charlie Weis, football coach. Casts about the gridiron like McClernand at Vicksburg. Certainly not the first coach at Notre Dame with a God complex, just the lamest. Call him the Round Mound of Hallowed Ground. (Rob Carr / Associated Press)
Barry Bonds, baseball player. Hes the most prolific home run hitter of all time and still cant get a gig. Why? Maybe its because hes clubhouse poison. Maybe because he may be headed for jail. Was Willie Mays really his godfather? What happened there? (Denis Poroy / Associated Press)
Al Davis, team owner. If ego were chocolate, hed be Hershey, Pa. Once upon a time, his awful behind-the-scenes antics produced nasty but effective teams. Now his awful behind-the-scene antics produce laughably bad teams. Compared with this guy, Attila the Hun was a cupcake. (Jed Jacobsohn / Getty Images)