The season-opening series between the Dodgers and Arizona Diamondbacks is still days away, but one team can already claim a victory of sorts over the other.
The Diamondbacks have the bigger dogs.
When their team returns from Australia and starts playing at Chase Field, Arizona fans will be able to treat themselves to a delightful D-Bat Dog -- an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheese, bacon and jalapenos, and served with a side of fries in case you're somehow still hungry.
Take that, you measly 10-inch Dodger Dogs!
But take a look at the price tag -- $25! That's a tad expensive for a ballpark meal (granted, it's a ballpark meal your body is likely to remember for a long, long time).
Those Dodger Dogs are looking pretty good again, huh?