Topics

Michelle Williams

No Trivia: Baltimore's Top 10 Most Desirable Singles! Chiffon! War On Women! Abdu Ali! Lower Dens!

No Trivia: Baltimore's Top 10 Most Desirable Singles! Chiffon! War On Women! Abdu Ali! Lower Dens!

Oh boy, so earlier this week Baltimore Magazine released a list of the "top 20 bachelors and bachelorettes in Baltimore," or as I've taken to calling it, "the top 20 all straight, mostly white bachelors and bachelorettes in Baltimore who generally don't leave the Canton-Federal Hill douche corridor, though they might venture to Hampden once in a while, who hey, for the most part could take or leave living in Baltimore two of which have some weird Jennifer Aniston fetish." Oy vey, I really can't with this. Seriously though, one of these dreamboats' favorite place in Baltimore is the "Under Armour Campus," which like, really bro? No words....

Loading
70°