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'Bachelor' recap: Sean kicks off the season, rape whistle in tow
'Bachelor' recap: Sean kicks off the season, rape whistle in tow

Lest there be any concern that our new "Bachelor," Sean Lowe, is too innocent to handle a gaggle of debaucherous women, have no fear. The good ol' Texas boy arrived at the iconic Agoura Hills mansion well equipped to ward off overeager females in sparkly gowns. "I brought a rape whistle in case I'm in trouble," Sean warned one "Fifty Shades of Grey" fan, who had just pulled a cheap-looking tie out of her cleavage. Oh, that’s right. There was no shortage of crazy on the season premiere of "The Bachelor" Monday night, the 17th -- yes, you heard me right -- season of this marvelous, soul-ruining show. One woman, Lindsay, stepped out...

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