IN EXCESS : Tattoo You

Blame it on Cher, but in the modeling biz these days, undecorated flesh is at a premium. Male models show up with dragons on their biceps, snakes on their thighs; female models have peacocks on their shoulders and flowers on their hips.

Unless the shoot’s for a Guns ‘n Roses cover, this can be a real problem. On a recent swimwear shoot, the fashion editor happily noted that the model was ink-free. Then the model moved, revealing a tattooed-on ankle bracelet. Seeking sympathy, the editor turned to the photographer. He had removed his shirt, exposing an arm tattooed with two hearts and his kids’ names. Now, honestly.