Worming Our Way Around the NBA

Strong, ugly and mean, Dennis Rodman reminds me of my pit bull. No wonder my neighbor doesn’t like that dog.

JIM JOHNSON

Alhambra

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Dennis Rodman a little less of a prima donna, pre-Madonna?

DAVID PECCHIA

West Los Angeles

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What a coincidence! Last week they found a Pharaoh’s 50 buried sons and then on Saturday, Hakeem Olajuwon buried 12 more.

PAUL ECKER

Diamond Bar

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My vote for the NBA’s best sixth man goes to the San Antonio referees.

SIDNEY LAZAROW

Orange

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As soon as the younger, more talented Orlando Magic had finished off Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, I wondered how Mark Heisler would go about burying the Bulls.

After all, the man who proclaimed two years ago that the three-time champion Bulls could not be considered an “elite” team has a lot to live up to.

Well, forget about the Bulls, Heisler decided to bury the entire city of Chicago, calling it rabid and childlike, then said Michael Jordan is a lying, whim-driven egomaniac, and thank heaven his season is over. Whew!

And after saying all this, Heisler can’t figure out why NBA players don’t like talking to the press?

TOD W. ERICSSON

West Hollywood