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* “Monday was the first day of fall,” says Jerry Perisho. “The Dodgers take that to mean fall out of the pennant race.”

* The “ER” cast will perform live on Thursday. “It will feature live action, zoom shots and lots of blood. It’s for anyone who might have missed the local news.” (Kenny Noble Cortes)

* “Janet Reno put Al Gore on a 30-day investigation notice last week and then Saturday she put President Clinton on notice,” says Argus Hamilton. “She has gone power crazy. On Monday, she ordered Nixon to turn over the tapes.”

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