Jacqueline Bisset's rather drifty acceptance speech at the Golden Globes on Sunday garnered lots of snide comments from the critics, but I figure she was just short of breath. The distance from her seat in the ballroom of the Beverly Hilton to the stage was considerable, plus she had to hack her way through a tangle of dinner tables, chairs and a scrum of her fellow thespians.
It is no wonder Bisset had to pause before she could breathe deeply, bring her "Scottish background to the front" and deliver her scrambled thoughts.
"I was in a daze," Bisset said backstage after receiving the award for supporting actress in a TV movie or miniseries. "I was certainly surprised, and I was completely out of it, thinking, 'Where is my dinner?' I still hadn't gotten the dinner I was expecting."
Well, yeah, there's that too. Was it so hard to get meals delivered to the back section where the TV actors and longshot nominees were seated?
I sympathize with Bisset, not only because I've had a crush on her since I first saw her back in the '70s at the height of her youthful sexiness in "Le Magnifique" with Jean-Paul Belmondo, but also because navigating a path through the Golden Globes evening was tough for many people.
For those of us who were attending the HBO party after the ceremony, there was a gantlet to be run. First, among several lonely parking garages a mile away from the hotel, find the one lonely parking garage with a lineup of shuttle buses. Then, take the slow ride on the shuttle stuck in the monumental jam of limousines trying to reach the hotel entrance. Once off the bus, stand in an unmoving line for no apparent reason -- which was still a better option than getting out of a vehicle too soon, as some did.
Those who bailed out of their limos and walked a block or two discovered the security folks would not allow them to enter the hotel on foot. They were forced to wade into traffic, commandeer a taxi, go to the back of the line of cars and buses and start all over.
Once at the hotel entrance, there was a security check and two or three more ticket checkpoints inside the hotel. There were enough security people on hand that, traveling together, President
Such is the glamour of Tinseltown in this age of terrorism and lunatics with guns.
Nevertheless, once inside the party, there was plenty of fun to be had and numerous star sightings. My favorite pairing of the evening:
The party really kicked into high gear with the arrival of “Modern Family” star
I confess, I just stared.