If it hasn't been enough of a Monday for you, chew on this:
He's also the youngest on Forbes' list of the top-earning celebs under 30, so put that in your turkey and stuff it.
Forbes kindly put out its list just in time for people older than 30 to have something new to grumble about over Thanksgiving dinner. It's possible there are cans of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce that are older than Bieber, who'll finally hit 21 in March.
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The lone thespian in the group? Jennifer Lawrence, 24, slouching in at seventh place with a measly $34 million.
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In compiling its list, Forbes does not deduct for taxes, management fees or the other costs of being a celebrity — which in Bieber's case will, next year, include the nearly $81,000 he was ordered to pay to his former neighbors for damage done when he egged their house.
That sounds like it falls into the category of an under-30 expense.