The Kardashian Christmas card for 2013 is, in a word, weird.
Weird in its surreal nature. Weird in its complete lack of Christmas sentiment, or sentiment of any other holiday, excepting perhaps a twisted, neon-filled
Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian (who's actually a blood relative) are nowhere to be seen, though both, like Odom, have been included in previous cards.
Kim's there in fine form, breasts practically bursting out of her long, high-slit gown, but daughter North West is a no-show. Kendall and Kylie, the Jenner girls, strike poses in similarly high-slit garb. Kourtney shows leg with a seemingly wiped-out Mason Disick. Kourtney holds daughter Penelope Disick. And momager Kris Jenner rules over it all from a seat on what appears to be a cashier's booth.
No message there ...
Here's a good clean look at the card. Click on the David LaChappelle image once and it gets even bigger. You know, so you can take in the details.
Before the brain explosion.