And it's a doozy. The name is North, as in North West.
(They may as well have named her Doozy...)
Here we were, kind of hoping the birth certificate is a fake. Alas, People has a picture of the document as well.
Original reports said that Kardashian, who stars in the E! reality series "
The new mom, who has uncharacteristically stayed mum about the recent addition to her family, had only these words to say when radio host
Her pregnancy has intrigued both fans and haters of the couple, and this nomenclature is sure to add more fuel to the Kimye fire.
But let's literally change directions for a second -- back to North.
When Kardashian appeared on the
Which still makes us wonder, if they had more kids would they name them based on all the directions of the compass? South, East and West West? Can we expect a navigation-inspired nursery? Here's hoping this kid doesn't turn out with a poor sense of direction. That would just be a shame.
But North it is, no middle name, and apparently her nickname will be Nori, the Japanese word for a type of seaweed. ("Hey, little Seaweed! You're so cute and slimy!")
Previous reports said the couple would be giving their child a moniker that begins with a "K," just like mommy, daddy, grandma Kris and aunties Kourtney and Khloe have. Here at the Ministry, we've always been fans of Kid. As in Kid Kardashian.
But why not Knorth? That would have made both camps happy. A previous report also said that the couple had named the child "Kaidence Donda West," which has just about all the Kardashian-West trademarks in it: a K, a musical inclination, unique spelling and a nod to West's late mother, Dr. Donda West. Other suggestions included Kai Georgia Dona and Klementine Star.
Still, these aren't the strangest celebrity baby names we've heard of. Musician Frank Zappa's daughter Diva Muffin still has everyone beat. Click here for more oddly fantastical celebrity baby names.
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