So how did you celebrate your 30th birthday?
Eating a little cake? Getting together with friends and family? Throwing a ridiculous party with a celebrity MC? Dressing up like sultan of some sort and making a grand entrance on a camel?
Ah, then your name must be Adrian Peterson.
Here's a video of Peterson cutting a crazy-looking birthday cake:
And, yes, we did mention a celebrity MC? Peterson's celebration was hosted by actor-singer-comedian Jamie Foxx.
Peterson may not know where or when he'll be playing football again ... but he sure does know how to throw a birthday bash.