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More punishment proposals for Chicago public nuisances

More punishment proposals for Chicago public nuisances

Karma is a bitch -- the baddest bitch, I'd say. We've all fantasized about a universal day of reckoning for the people of Chicago who insist on interrupting our daily goings-on with their "Are you kidding me?" behaviors. One South Side alderman decided to take matters into his own all-powerful hands by introducing a proposal to City Council on Wednesday to punish the idiots who chuck garbage out of their cars--moving or not--by upping the fine up to $1,500 and possibly even impounding the trash-ejecting automobile itself. While I'm not sure issuing the threats of a hefty fine and a stern "I'll take it away!" will do much to curb littering, since...

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