Cram a decade’s worth of dance performances into an hour? Sure!
Even though that’s not logistically possible, “Dancing with the Stars” did its level best to shoehorn as many former contestants and pros as possible into Tuesday’s “10th Anniversary Special.”
But while advance hype promised nearly 50 – or at least upwards of 45 – dancers would hit the floor in the “biggest opening number” in the show’s history, there were more like a couple dozen, which was a little disappointing. Counting should be a strong suit around those parts, no? One, two, three, step, step, step, right? Oh, never mind “DWTS,” I can’t stay mad at you.
Diehard fans were no doubt tuning in anyway,...