VERBATIM

From a recent press release from DAP Enterprises:

Los Angeles, California: May 12, 1994--In an unprecedented move, Doug Thaler, Manager of the hard rock band Motley Crue, announced that for the band’s upcoming worldwide tour, HEAROS brand of foam ear filters will be available for sale to all fans at the concession booths. States Nikki Sixx, bass player for Motley Crue, “Considering the volume we like to play at, most of our stage and security staff use hearing protection. In light of that, we think it is only fair to offer the same to our fans . . . .”

Not that they’d turn it down or anything. . . . (And, yes, we know it’s Motley Crue.)