Russia's anti-gay laws have been a source of concern for many Americans heading into the Olympic Games, but Stephen Colbert appears to have the solution. On Tuesday's "Colbert Report," he sent "self-avowed man's man" Buddy Cole to meet with the U.S. men's speed skating team to give them some tips on how to seem not gay.
We should mention that "Buddy Cole" is actually former "Kids in the Hall" member
So what were Cole's helpful tips for the speed skaters?
For Jordan Denton, who spent time growing up in Texas and France he cautioned, "More Texas; less France."
He suggested JR Celski's
And their tights? They "screamed gay propaganda." In order to make them less attractive, Buddy suggested adding fanny packs, dockers, sweaters and the "gay kryptonite" of Crocs.
Finally, finally, Buddy delighted in finally achieving the maximum heterosexuality. Hopefully those young men will be safe, thanks to Buddy Cole.