In this town, where people live and die by who's hot and who's not, the tabloids and blogs aren't the only arbiters. Spotted recently on the shelves of a 99 Cents Only Stores location in L.A.:

Celine Dion mouse pad

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Britney Spears

three-ring binder portfolios

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"Phone Booth," starring Colin

Farrell

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Ben Stiller's "Alex the Lion" Pez dispenser

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"American Idol" men's deodorant body

spray

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Mary-Kate and Ashley deep-cleansing shampoo