TWO-MINUTE DRILL

NEW ORLEANS 21, at ATLANTA 19

Apparently that season where the Falcons made the Super Bowl was some sort of mass hallucination.

TENNESSEE 14, at BALTIMORE 6

Ravens, knowing their offense has been struggling, bench Tony Banks and turn to Trent Dilfer. Which is like trading in your Yugo for a Hyundai.

at CAROLINA 34, SAN FRANCISCO 16

Panther Coach George Seifert is now 4-0 against his old team. What does that mean? It means he’s 7-12 against everyone else.

at CINCINNATI 31, DENVER 21

A: He holds the record for most yards rushing in a game and most rushing yards by a rookie in a game. Q: Who in the world is Corey Dillon?

at DALLAS 48, ARIZONA 7

Remember when Jake Plummer joined the Cardinals, and everyone was excited about his potential?

at INDIANAPOLIS 30, NEW ENGLAND 23

Patriots took over six minutes (about 30 minutes in real time) and 18 plays to score their first touchdown, then lost the game. And they say baseball is boring.

at KANSAS CITY 54, ST. LOUIS 34

Team gives up 54 points and the quarterback is injured. These are the Rams L.A. fans know and love. Kurt Warner: You’re at 14 minutes and counting.

at MINNESOTA 31, BUFFALO 27

Vikings remembered an important lesson learned in seasons past: When you want to win, throw the ball to Moss.

at PHILADELPHIA 13, CHICAGO 9

Memo to Chicago police: When Cade McNown shows up asking for that handicapped placard, he probably deserves it this time.

at OAKLAND 31, SEATTLE 3

Seahawk quarterbacks Brock Huard and Jon Kitna suffered concussions, which is ironic since they’ve given Mike Holmgren headaches all season.

at PITTSBURGH 22, CLEVELAND 0

The Steelers shut out their second consecutive opponent, while the Browns looked inept for the. . . how many games have they played now?

WASHINGTON 35, at JACKSONVILLE 16

Jaguar Coach Tom Coughlin says the type of football his team is playing is “unrecognizable.” Isn’t the coach usually blamed for that?

THURSDAY, OCT. 29: DETROIT 28, at TAMPA BAY 14

OPEN DATE: SAN DIEGO, N.Y. GIANTS, GREEN BAY