So you and your lover have just returned from a candlelit Valentine's dinner. Perhaps you've knocked back a couple over a plate of Oysters Rocafella and are feeling a little drunk in love.
Just as sexytimes are commencing, you spy a hint of pink sans-serif font on a stark black background. It's now clear that tonight is not any other night. Tonight, your amour is clad in Beyonce.
The centerpiece? A Valentine's-timed set of boyshorts or boxers that read "Yours" or "Mine," in the fashion of her single "Mine."
We're glad to see that America's greatest living argument for monogamous marriage now comes with a well-designed merchandise assortment.