"I think the umpire at home plate should not call balls and strikes. I think they should have a force field over home plate and if the pitcher throws and the ball touches the force field a little bell goes off and it's a strike."
Mike Schmidt, Hall of Fame slugger, when asked during a radio interview what he would change about baseball.
"And they should let us have a shot to kick them with our metal spikes on, because it's stupid."
"We're going to give Jim a break."