This will happen in your lifetime. Make book on it.
Mike Trout will be facing Clayton Kershaw with the score tied in the ninth inning of Game 7 of the World Series. Two on, two out, 3-and-2 count.
ESPN's Tom Rinaldi will stroll onto the field, the umpire will throw up his hands for a timeout, and Rinaldi will put a microphone under Trout's chin and ask: "How do you feel right now, Mike?"
You will lean forward in your easy chair, eyes wide open, and silently root for Trout to do to Rinaldi what Juan Marichal once did to John Roseboro.
It's coming, fans. Deal with it or take the TV set out to the garage and pile 20 Christmas boxes on it.