Magna Entertainment Corp.

Oh No, Pimlico

Hi Ho! I just got back from the Pimlico racetrack of parimutuel wagering on horse racing and, boy, is my wallet tired, hiyo! All seriousness aside, I had my first winning day at "Old Hilltop" in like three years, to wit; I walked out of the track a Winner, with (after Reasonable Deductions for beer) more do-re-mi in my pocket* than when I galloped in! I don't have a gambling problem or anything, seriously. I know, that's what they all say (and you know who They are: me), but it was really starting to get to me, not having a winning day at the track, I mean, I had a System and everything, but I finally figured out that was my problem-not the gambling, c'mon,...