NFL two-minute drill

Chicago 27, at Dallas 20: Before Cowboys continue their first-team-to-play-a-Super-Bowl-at-home chant, how about winning a game?

at Atlanta 41, Arizona 7: Good thing the Cardinals dumped Matt Leinart, because Derek Anderson is clearly the answer at quarterback.

at Green Bay 34, Buffalo 7: Packers fans love how polished a quarterback can become when he shows up for all of training camp.

Philadelphia 35, at Detroit 32: Michael Vick just keeping the quarterback seat warm for Kevin Kolb, but it’s turning into a hot seat.

Pittsburgh 19, at Tennessee 11: Steelers were down to fourth quarterback but also put Titans quarterback Vince Young on the bench.

at Cincinnati 15, Baltimore 10: The Ravens haven’t given up a touchdown in two games but still have been outscored, 24-20.

Kansas City 16, at Cleveland 14: Nice home field advantage. The Browns are 1-11 in home openers since 1999.

Tampa Bay 20, at Carolina 7: Buccaneers off to their first 2-0 start in five years, a setback for the usual plan to earn a top five draft pick.

Miami 14, at Minnesota 10: This is getting old. Brett Favre was late for training camp and still hasn’t shown up for the regular season.

at Oakland 16, St. Louis 14: Lowest attendance (48,396) for a Raiders home opener since 1998. This classic is sure to boost ticket sales.

at Denver 31, Seattle 14: After running two plays in last week’s loss, Tim Tebow was only Bronco in uniform who didn’t play. Progress.

at San Diego 38, Jacksonville 13: Chargers’ sellout streak snapped at 48. Unfortunately for Jaguars fans, game wasn’t blacked out in Florida.

at N.Y. Jets 28, New England 14: Jets realized this was a must-win situation or they would have to go another week without bragging.

Houston 30, at Washington 27 (OT): Texans win franchise record sixth straight. Albert Haynesworth starts another streak of not playing.

at Indianapolis 38, N.Y. Giants 14: Peyton Manning said he was proud of his younger brother Eli, a noble nobel gesture after thumping his club.