"Bub Moose"
Why did the cookies go to the hospital? Because they felt crummy.
My Mom — My Grand Canyon
What kind of phone does a turtle have? A shell-ular phone.
"The 39 Clues Book 8: The Emperor's Code"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
The Fellowship Prophecy
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
Savannah's Surprise
What game do polar bears like to play? Freeze tag.
"The Secret Garden"
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
Winston didn't want to go to school, but knew he had to. He didn't even want to go to baseball practice. His sister, Allison, was worse. She...
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
What did the squash wear to the beach? A zucchini!