Why did the triangle win in the beauty pageant? Because it was a cute (acute) triangle!
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
Winston didn't want to go to school, but knew he had to. He didn't even want to go to baseball practice. His sister, Allison, was worse. She...
Mousemorency Mouse stood in a velvet hat left by a member of a performance and spoke to a mouseling audience in the Opera House where they...