THREE JOKES
The big rumor is that Chief Justice William Rehnquist is going to resign from the Supreme Court.... I’m not going to believe it until it’s leaked to the New York Times by Karl Rove.
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White House Official Karl Rove, who is one of President Bush’s advisors, allegedly revealed ... a CIA operative. In fact, everybody knew Rove was the source of the CIA leak -- except, of course, the CIA.
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More problems for Rove. Now he is accused of leaking the plot of the new Harry Potter book.
-- Jay Leno
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