THEY’RE NOT PLAYING OUR SONG

So now Calendar is finally admitting that the quality of its product has been rapidly sliding downhill, and is asking for lyrics for its own “original” ditty to prove that it can be just as “unique” as all the others.

Well, it’s too late, Calendar.

Already, but for the difference in physical appearance, it is virtually impossible to tell which is which between Calendar and People magazine.

Congratulations. You have finally become to your readers what Muzak is to an elevator: just so much background noise.

BARBARA SCHULZ

La Crescenta