COLORLESS

Has the event we feared most finally come to pass?

After all these happy months of beautiful covers, have you relapsed into that beastly black-and-white of olden days (which we haven’t missed a bit)?

Oh, must this be?

Think, O Calendar, think of the hundreds of thousands of men, women, children and pets who shall nevermore, upon dismantling their Sunday papers, rejoice in the sight of lovely prints in vibrant colors gracing the front page of Calendar! Think of the sighs, the tears, the anguished wails as they realize that the days of color covers are gone forever!

Do you not feel a twinge of conscience as you consider the effect such an action will have on the psyches of your readers?

Oh, I beg of you, Calendar: Use yo heads.

WESTIN ESTEVEZ

Cerritos

Dry yo tears. Gone but not fo ever.