Supreme Court Sex Decision

My monogamous lover of three years and I (so much for the myth about all gays being promiscuous and spreading AIDS!), recently bought a barbecue for our newly purchased home: two classic symbols of the American dream. How foolish of us to believe that we could really have been a part of it. Thank you, Supreme Court justices, for awakening us to the fact that the concept of freedom in America, is nothing more than a bunch of words scribbled on a piece of paper. According to your decision, today’s law-abiding citizens are the criminals of tomorrow!

MICHAEL J. SHOEL

Pasadena