SPRINGSTEEN FEVER
It’s time to stop this madness!
Due to the continuing drivel of his fans, such as Hilburn, we announce the formation of “Let’s End Sophomoric Songs by Bruce Springsteen” (LESS BS.)
Not only are members of the LESS BS Coalition fed up with the sickening sound of “Brooooooooooce,” which by the way sounds like the mating call of a cow, we have also banned the words “stark,” “absorbing nature” and “socially conscious” from our vocabulary.
Furthermore, we refuse to purchase any 5-record set, and on the day tickets for a Springsteen concert go on sale, we sleep late.
STEVE HARTERT
Riverside
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