DONNA RICE

Oh, now we get it. This is how a girl can make it in Hollywood today. No particular talent required, just some juicy scandal, eh? The updated, ‘80s version of getting discovered at Schwab’s drugstore.

Come, come, Calendar, do you really think we will put up with five pages of Rice bemoaning her fate as the “bimbo at his side?”

What must we endure next--dressing tips from Jessica Hahn? And silly us, to expect something newsworthy from you like a retrospective on John Huston, rather than the latest trendy media accident!

Hello . . . is anybody home???

DEBORAH ROSS-SULLIVAN

JEREMY ANDERSON

Pasadena