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Because of the faster-than-a-speeding-arrow pace of “Rambo III”--once those windy speeches by Afghan freedom fighters are over--you may be vague about just how many bodies fall in the carnage. So Outtakes went to the movies for you: We conservatively counted 133 fatalities (at least they were showing no signs of life the last time we saw them). Most were dirty Commies blasted to the collective beyond, but there were also some innocent civilians (we didn’t include toppled animals).

Sly Stallone, with a little help from Richard Crenna and Afghan pals, dispatches the villains with the traditional bombs, grenades and machine-gun fire . . . in addition to breaking some necks bare-handed and spilling Red blood with his trusty knife and multi-arrow crossbow.