Names

I’ve seen a Dwight pitch baseballs and a Ronald pitch hamburgers. My children like a little blue character named Grover. My godson is named Theodore. In college, I read “Ulysses.” Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.

I don’t think I’ve ever known a Zachary, Millard, Franklin, Abraham, Rutherford, Chester, Benjamin, Woodrow, Warren, Herbert or Lyndon.

Don’t you think it’s time we elect a President whose first name evokes integrity, honesty, diligence, etc? . . . You know, a real “nice-guy”-type of name.

MICHAEL BRISON

San Diego