Beach Litter

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the beach.

And to the people who left the 12-pack of empty beer bottles the used disposable diaper, the half-eaten watermelon and the fast-food debris on the sand: You are no longer welcome; stay home; trash your own place.

To everyone else: Remember, it’s your beach, too; it’s our beach. So don’t feel bad instructing the idiots, “Please, do us all a favor and use the trash can. . .thank you.”

LYNNSEY GUERRERO Santa Monica