What’s the matter, bunky? Can’t decide if...

What’s the matter, bunky? Can’t decide if you believe in God? Tired of choosing between menorahs and Nativity scenes, dreidels and Christmas trees? Incapable of coping with all these yucky, grown-up decisions? Tell what you ought to do! Solve your little problems the “thirtysomething” way . . . have another baby (groan)!

Pat Parry, San Pedro