A Scholar Speaks

As I read Dennis Hunt’s insightful April 9 article on rock’s most fascinating teen star, I began to realize there was another dimension to Tiffany that has yet to be uncovered.

She is an analyst of the socioeconomic repercussions of being a bimbo. As a bimbo analyst myself I’ve never been able to pinpoint exactly where they are bred and kept but, Tiffany opened my eyes by stating “So I come from Norwalk? OK, so it’s not Beverly Hills, but it’s not the slums, either. Does that make me a bimbo? Of course not.”

There is still many hours left of research to prove this theory but thanks to Tiffany, bimbologists can take a step forward.

(Please made corrections in this letter; I’m only in my third year of college and haven’t mastered spelling or punctuation.)

T. JASON WHITE

Long Beach