The Opening Act Deserves a Listen

Helping warm up the crowd for headliner Tom McGillen was Dan Bradley, a stand-up comic whose brief act includes some thought-provoking perspectives.

* “You can tell someone is drunk when they order food at a toll booth. ‘That’ll be $95, please. You can pick up your order on the other side of the bridge.’ ”

* ‘My father used to ask me if I really thought it was just a coincidence that there are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.”

* If Bradley were on “People’s Court,” and lost his case, he’d tell Judge Wapner where he could go. “What’s he gonna do? Throw me in People’s Jail?”

So if you’re thinking of just going for the main show, don’t. Do yourself a favor and give this guy a listen.