COAST-TO-COAST

Next time you’re out, come east of Bundy, Ed. In Vanity Fair’s singularly smarmy January profile of Kevin Costner, New York-based Edward Klein writes that “Costner doesn’t have a star’s entourage. . . . He lives in a working-class town near untrendy Pasadena.” We won’t even stoop to argue such unwarranted Pasadena-bashing (which is currently in danger of out-preciousing San Francisco), but that particular working-class town that contains Casa de Costner is La Canada Flintridge, where three-bedroom fixer-uppers go for about half-a-mil and there are far more bluebloods than blue-collars. We should all be working class.