STREISAND, THE STORYTELLER

So Barbra Streisand thinks she would be happier chopping wood and carrying water instead of making movies. Give me a break! Why do people of wealth speak like this? Perhaps they should liquidate all their assets, get rid of all those fancy, priceless antiques (these items will get in the way of a newfound life of simplicity), and step down from their pedestals to join us real folk.

GUY KILLUM

Los Angeles