Tipper Gore and Judas Priest?
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Celebrity nightmares we can only dream about:
* Dan Quayle--Blood tests reveal that he fathered Murphy Brown’s baby.
* Bruce Willis--”Hudson Hawk II.”
* Ross Perot--Unknown. Any time a dream gets slightly unpleasant, he quits and wakes up.
* Barbie--Ken has a midlife crisis, sleeps with Skipper and Chatty Cathy, then wins the Malibu Dream House in the divorce settlement.
* Mr. Blackwell--Congress approves official national fabric: polyester.
* L.A. Dodgers--None. Even the worst nightmare is an improvement over reality.
* Tipper Gore--Wakes up in a cold sweat after dreaming she’s a groupie for Judas Priest.
* Jane Fonda--Bureaucratic mix-up leaves her married to Ike, not Ted, Turner.
* Bill Clinton--Gives electrifying performance during televised debate with George Bush, then realizes he’s naked. Wakes up screaming when moderator introduces his new running mate, Sister Souljah.
