Bob, Dick and Charlie

In the recent cover story about Jack Nicholson, we were enlightened about the brand of cigarettes he smokes. Is this going to be a continuing serial about “Me and My Cigarette”? For once again, in the interview of Downey, we got the thrilling information that he not only smokes Marlboro Lights but does so in an indefatigable series of puffs.

Your article describes Downey’s “toe-tapping restlessness.” Maybe it’s his too-tight shorts. Or perhaps he has a fungal problem between his toes. Let’s follow up on that. Have you no shame?

PANO DOUVOS

Venice