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Cost Comes Before Care

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Medical treatment, insurance-style.

On Feb. 2, I accidentally shot myself where I sit. You’re right if you think I’ve been the butt of many a joke over the incident.

When I walked into the Humana West Hills emergency room, the pleasant-looking receptionist asked what I wanted.

With blood running down my leg and in a state of shock, I said, “I’ve just been shot.”

Her response was, “Oh.”

Another nurse picked up the phone, and I knew she was calling the West Valley police station to report it (which is mandatory, naturally).

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The receptionist asked: “Do you have your insurance card with you?”

By this time, I was getting dizzy and having a hard time standing. I replied I was on their computer, having had knee surgery there a few months before.

Watching her go through the process of trying to extract my record was a sight to behold. After about 10 minutes, she said, “Ah, there you are.”

Finally, they allowed me into the emergency area, where they laid me down on a gurney.

I feel sorry for anyone who has a stomach or a head wound.

When did the dollar supersede care?

FRED L. WOLF

West Hills

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