The Barefoot Billionaire and Uncle Sam

Well, Dave, there are a few reasons why people join the military. Some join for an education because they can’t afford to go to college. Others join to learn technical skills like piloting a plane.

And then there are those who join to uphold the same American democracy that allows politically correct hypocrites such as yourself and countless other champagne liberals to stay home and reap your fortunes. I hope that clears things up.

CHRIS EPTING

Santa Monica