Shoplifting <i> Is</i> A Seedy Crime

Today’s gardening tip: To keep seedlings moist, put a condom at the bottom of the pot.

Today’s legal tip: Don’t steal the condoms.

Leroy Grant was fined $45 on Monday after pleading guilty in Horseferry Road Magistrates Court to stealing 10 packets of condoms from a London drugstore.

After the hearing, Grant commended condoms for safe seeding.

“I’m not lying when I say that I use these things for growing seeds,” Grant told reporters.